Election Freaking You Out? Phone Sex Can Help.

October 29th, 2008

Is it me or is this whole election thing freaking people out?  It will be over soon.  So, do yourself a favor and relax.  Both you and I know the best way to relax, right?  I’ll give you one hint.  It’s the second word in the phrase ‘phone sex’.  Actually phone sex would be a better alternative because you can anywhere.  Whether you are at work, home, in the car or waiting in at the DMV (true story), phone sex is only a telephone call away.

Call 1-800-257-7808.  It’s only $12. A hooker would cost you a lot more, bring you even more stress for obvious reasons and isn’t nearly as convenient.  Plus that unlike phone sex is illegal.  Call right now.


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October 13th, 2008

As we told you last week, there is only one phone sex number (ok, maybe two) that you need.

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For the record I neither look nor taste like bar of chocolate.   Sure, my skin is a dark brown - almost like burnt toast, and a sweet aroma emanates from my being. That shouldn’t be a surprise.

Haven’t you heard the saying: the darker the berry, the sweeter the cherry? Well, it’s true! Dark black women especially Caribbean women like myself have sweetly scented black pussies. For example, after a nice long hot bath, I usually sit on the edge of my bed and massage lotion on my legs. If my husband enters the room while I’m still undressed, the first thing he notices is the scent of my sweet black pussy. Kind of makes you want a piece, huh?

Imagine being on the phone with her.  I feel sorry for your penis.  He’s not going to know what him.  Slam.  Bam.  Thank you ma’am!

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October 9th, 2008

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Phone Sex. Phone Sex Pricing Explained.

September 30th, 2008

Whether you are new to phone sex or not, everyone should have an understanding of how phone services are priced.  I will use my phone sex service as an example.

The base rate is $1.99 a minute.  Just about every phone sex service charges per minute with guaranteed minimums.  So when browsing various phone sex sites you will see something along the lines of : “$1.99 per minute with a 10-minute minimum”.  The thing I have never been able to figure out is that a 10-minute phone sex call should cost $19.90 but the service usually charges $19.99.  Where did they get the extra 9 cents?  Maybe it’s the new math or something.

Now my phone sex service offers FLAT RATE billing.  Simply you purchase a block of phone sex minutes:

Phone Sex Pricing Menu

10-Mins for $15.99
15-Mins for $19.99
20-Mins for $21.99
30-Mins for $28.99
60-Mins for $49.99

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Must be at least 23+ to use this phone sex service.

FLAT RATE phone sex pricing is nice because there is not any sticker shock.  In other words you know upfront what will be charged to your credit card.

Looking at the phone sex pricing menu you can see that the price it is graduated.  Meaning the more time you purchase the cheaper the price per minute.

There if there are NO guaranteed MINIMUMS you can expect to pay a premium.

Got it?  Without a doubt you will also pay a premium for extreme or niche phone sex fantasies.   The reason is obvious.  Within the adult entertainment business you pay X amount to shoot a woman for a sex scene.  If the model is hard to come by e.g. a redhead, pregnant or shemale, you will pay X+.  This is simple economics:

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I can tell you that finding beautiful, adventurous phone sex operators is easy.  Keeping them not so much.  And when the phone sex operator has a unique characteristic as you can surmise from the numbers listed my work is doubly hard and that is reflected in the phone sex price.

There your have it.  You can pay per minute or at a flat rate.  One isn’t better than the other.  It’s simply a matter of doing business.  The price of a phone sex call varies tremendously but hopefully now you understand why that is and with that information you can negotiate a better deal for yourself.

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September 29th, 2008

None of that per minute stuff.
Know what you are paying UPFRONT.
Oh, it isn’t free baby.   For this you have to pay to play.

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Sex Tests for Female Athletes.

July 28th, 2008

Sex tests for female athletes? Well, needless to say that article caught my attention.

Gender verification tests emerged in the 1960s when Communist countries in Eastern Europe were thought to be using male athletes in women’s competitions. The tests were used at the Olympics for the first time at the 1968 Mexico City Games… now the organizing body has the authority to arrange for gender verification if it is called into question. – The New York Times Olympics 2008 blog

Called into question? Imagine going a day too long for your routine wax. It’s disgusting this practice and needing a wax. Look it you are a man playing a woman is compete in the Olympics good luck with that. Have they ever caught a guy in a dress? And what about the guys? Surely there is an event where a more feminine man would be at an advantage. Are there women masquerading as men?

This is how seriously I take their gender verification medical tests: Blondie couldn’t pass a gender verification test and thank goodness for that!

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July 27th, 2008

It has been a long time since I set up this site.
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June 26th, 2008

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Mature Phone Sex – Moms I’d Like to F-ck (MILFs)

June 21st, 2008

Well, before I get started, there is a phone sex number you should jot now right now: 1-800-920-4321. When you call this phone number, you have a unique opportunity to chat with one of our best ladies. The price of the call is 10-minutes for $25.00. It is cheap and pure quality.

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MILF PHONE SEXYou know the more I think of it I never had a crush on any of my dad’s friends. I suppose guys are a bit different. I am always amazed to learn that my male friends, boyfriends, etc. have/had a major crush on my mom or aunt or some older woman in their life.

With phone sex the fantasy can be realized. Below are two or three phone sex numbers. These numbers feature sexy, experienced women – MILFs – who you make do with anything your mind can imagine. Just be careful, ok? These women know a thing or two about the family jewels including “wet willie”.

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Mature Phone Sex

June 2nd, 2008

Do you know when a porn star is over the hill? 24. At the age of 24 a porn star is more or less over the proverbial hill. Matter of fact until recently most adult film stars, porn actors, pin up girls, et al could hang up their stilettos at the ripe old age of 24. Even strippers could not last more than 25-27.

Then the hit movie American Pie reminded us that there are “Moms I’d Like to Fuck” aka MILFs. My dearest friend is a good guy and even he has a short list of MILFs. At the top of his list is Meredith Vieira from The Today Show. I think she’s 54 and could give a couple of 20-somethings a run for their money.

As a woman I never really quite understood the fascination with sex and a younger woman. Most women under 25 never reach a climax if ever. Younger women are like teenage boys – they have no idea what they are doing or what is going on. AND they have not reached their sexual peak.

Oh there are pluses to screwing 18-22 year old women – firm thighs for one.

Maybe it’s me but when it comes to sex I like to have someone with a bit more experience. Sure there are times when corrupting a graduate student enters my fantasies then again it doesn’t matter the age I tend to corrupt absolutely. The majority of MY fantasies center around an experienced gentleman …or two.

Older women bring valuable experience. When you are 18 and have a lot of lovers you’re a slut, but at 40 well you’re just well seasoned.

One only needs to spend a minute on one of my sites to know that I am a champion of phone sex. If you are an admirer of mature women you need not start dropping hints at your mother’s bridge game. Just pick up the telephone and call my Mature Phone Sex line. In a moment I will share with you my Mature Phone Sex Numbers. Keep in mind that all of the women who answer are mothers – horny moms – who want to impart their pearls of wisdom to you.

Call 1-800-966-1686 to speak with hot older women. The ages range from 40-something to 60 plus. All of these Mature Phone Sex women are very open to just about anything you want to throw at them. So don’t be surprised when they throw something equally naughty right back at you!

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To find the right woman for older woman phone sex call 1-800-359-3866 and we will do a MILF search for you. MILF Phone Sex features mature phone women who are homemakers, business women and former “professionals”. All of the ladies have a great deal of experience.

Now if you are looking for a “mommy” or naughty “auntie” fantasy. You know something a little out of the ordinary and kinky then call MILF Phone Sex. Again that number is 1-800-359-3866.

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